lyf200431 发表于 2010-12-23 22:29   只看TA 1楼
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日巴歘

1.日巴歘           
  老外到陕西观光.听到有人说(日巴歘)就问翻译什么意思.翻译就说(好)的意思
等老外上飞机要走了就大声的喊:陕西人民日巴歘,陕西人民日巴歘

2. 一友,文化人,斯文。一日酒醉,和其上厕所小便。尿毕,问老白:我的**是不是你见过最大的?瞬间崩溃,迅速逃离!

3. 一男同事屡受其扰,愤然而起道:“你再闹,我花50块钱找两个民工J了你!”此语立惊四座,众人还未叫好,此女又接上一千古名句:“别啊,你把那50块钱给我多好,我自己J自己……”

4. 中午,我们在单位食堂吃饭,主菜中有油炸鱼,此女双手齐施,吃得不亦乐乎。随后她发现双手沾满油腻,就伸到对面正在吃饭一MM面前说:“姐姐你看我的手~~”可怜这位正在吃饭的女生差点没喷出来。随后此女似觉意犹未尽,又把手指伸到邻桌一30多岁男同事面前说:“来,舔舔~~”四座皆寒
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