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极品笑话

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极品笑话

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邻居忘了带钥匙,从我家阳台翻过去,在屋里找到钥匙后,又翻回来,再打开自家房门。更令人叫绝的是,我自始至终在阳台接应着,未觉有不妥之处。唉,我俩的脑袋肯定被同一个门缝挤过。

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某日发现手机不见了,翻遍包包以及屋中各个角落,未果。遂郁闷地跌坐地上,从口袋掏出手机,给大家群发短信:我手机丢了

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大一,一次去食堂打包子,谁知划卡机出了点毛病,一下划下去25块3,卖包子的哥哥鼓捣了半天也加不回去,于是可怜兮兮地说:“没事,我记得你,以后常来,直到把多划的钱用完。”我只好同意了。

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掐着一只大公鸡的脖子却不敢下刀,踌躇良久,那只鸡竟然被俺掐死了

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这样的事情现实生活中好像很多,不经意间就是很搞笑的笑话,所以说题材取自民间

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呵呵,感觉都挺好玩的,生活中的真实的笑话!

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