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小哥的一则有意思的短笑话

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小哥的一则有意思的短笑话

一女郎女参加化妆舞会,门卫把她拦住:“你怎么不穿衣服来参加化妆舞会啊,这不是裸妆舞会,出去出去……”过了一会,女郎又来,脚上穿了黑色袜子,手戴黑色手套,门卫又拦住:“你这。。。”女郎岔开双腿,两臂张开:“喏,这不是黑桃五吗。”
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