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钱包防盗攻略

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钱包防盗攻略

其实我的钱包被人抢过七七四十九次了,被偷也有九九八十一次

  可每一次都一样,顶多三天,都原原本本一样不少的给送回来

  关键是我钱包里都放了好些“宝贝”

  嘿~~诸位要不要见识下啥宝贝这么神奇?

  1、癌症晚期病危通知书一张(注明剩余30~90天生命)

  2、写给女友的分手信一封(邮票已贴)

  3、未缴的化疗交费单一张(金额5万,记住一定是要未缴的)

  4、希望工程捐款发票一张(金额5万,署名“雷蜂”)

  5、水电费催缴单电话停机通知单各一

  6、器官娟赠同意书一张

  7、带个人地址的名片五张(头衔:国际自愿扫雷组织成员)

  前天钱包被抢刚好第50次,昨天就送了回来

  数了数钱没少还多了500元加一张便条,便条如下:

  大哥,俺敬重您是热心肠为社会的大好人!

  知道您病了,特奉上500愿对您病情有所帮助

  您放心!这都是俺做了一个礼拜扁担赚的干净辛苦钱

  愿好人一生平安!
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真是钱包防盗的好方法 ,还能赚上一笔阿,楼主真乃有才之强人。:s_22:

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