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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

一、大学住宿舍五楼,洗完衣服后要踩着窗台挂上去。一天,一哥们洗完衣服后,一边踩窗台一边对另外一哥们说:“如果我掉下去了……”“放心吧,我们一定会帮你把衣服挂上去的!”

二、昨天的语文作业中,出现这样的造句:还是------虽然------小明写完作业了,也交了作业,但还是被老师处罚,因为小明的作业上写着:老师还是丑的,虽然她已经化妆了!

三、我们音乐老师很讨厌打假。有次我的两个同学在音乐课上打架,音乐老师就教我们在别人打架时要喊加油。又一次,两个同学打架,我们班就铭记了音乐老师的话,大家在那里一起大喊加油,正喊的兴奋,邻班上体育课,正好路过我们班,从窗子里看见我们班……过去一个人就来一句:我靠,真团结……此声不绝于耳……

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