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几个小笑话

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几个小笑话

健忘症
   
    病人:医生,快给我看病!我有健忘症!
  
     医生:你什么时候发现你有这种病的?  

     病人:什么病……?

评论:意料之中的情况,意料之外的回答,一问一答间迅速达到娱乐的效果。

问:你姓啥?
   
     答:我姓魏

     问:魏什么啊?
  
     答:不为什么,我爸姓魏我就姓魏

评论:中文谐音笑话,这个属于经典类的!

领导与小姐

    老领导感叹,你们多幸福啊,小姐遍地,俺那时出差不仅没小姐,回来全家七口挤在一起,想亲热一下还得往门外撒把糖,再喊:“孩子们我压住你妈快去抢糖啊!!!”

评论:心酸的喜剧效果,不是不想,是条件不允许。

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领导与小姐,,想想现在真是方便多了,不过,听说现在正在严打 ,也要小心啊。

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